Thursday, 23 March 2017

19 Funny Domain (Website) Names And Jokes

Here are a bunch of funny and unfortunate domain names that people have named their websites without realizing their names may be misinterpreted as something else when the words are smushed together in the web browser address bar. I also threw in a few joke to sweeten the deal. Enjoy   :)

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I love my budget cock. I also have savings belly button and a financial anus.

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I have never met a woman known as Anal Emma, but I have met Miss Ader Titsoff, Miss Ima Goodlay and Bea Chermeat. 

The woman in the picture above should have been number two.

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I have no idea why the Cumbria Storage company would call their website Cum Store. I tell people I am a great boxer…in the box storage warehouse. 

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I love crap jokes here is one for you. A man with dual personalities walks into a bar. The barman says "I'm not serving you two!"

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Kids sex change? Some kids will do anything to avoid playing Football.

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Founded by the Michael Jackson fan club. 
(Its a joke, I know MJ didn't really do it).


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The real name is LA Drape. I honestly cannot think of a joke about lad rape. Where is a catholic priest when you need one?


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So we under 40 are not good for the North Of Boston Jewish Singles? I have a full pension fund, I should be considered.

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Old Man Shaven! What ever would Santa Claus say? Muslims don't like people without beards, which is probably why they don't like women...though they would love my nan. She has a chin beard that rivals Rolf Harris. Do Muslims prefer bearded collies?

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An Island full of penises? It's been a while since I have watched Will and Grace, but isn't that island called Fire Island?
(Okay, I have to level with you here. Even I don't fully get that reference, but they seemed to laugh when Will said it on Will and Grace).

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It is meant to say PowerGen Italia, not Power Genitalia. My ex said I had powerful genitalia. She also said I was hung like a horse...a seahorse.


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Don't underestimate the speed of fart. It can fill a room in no time.

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Your such a Swiss Bitch.
I think most would take it as a compliment. 


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I think my teacher was a stalker. I used to see her follow our Phys-Ed teacher to his caravan before going home with her shirt on backwards. I used to think to myself, as I was crouched in the bushes outside her home, she must be stalking him.


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I need a therapist in a box just to get over the fact that my sister is my mother and my farther is my brother. On the plus side, my therapist says I am a good kisser.

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If you are ever stuck for ideas for presents for your whore, now you know where to look.


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  Is the Winter Sex Press up at the North Pole? I bet Mrs. Claus loves every minute of it.

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MP3shits? Is it full of Justin Beiber songs?

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Lesobo Cages? Sounds like the name of a porno movie. I love how movie names are so easily changed to pornoo movie names, like "The Sperminator", "Spongebob Hotpants," and "Saving Ryan's Privates." It doesn't work for all movies--like Three Men and a Baby.



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