Sunday, 17 May 2015

Dumb Funnies For A Rainy Day

Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention

If somebody asks if you are ticklish, they are going to touch you no matter what you say. So, tell them you have diarrhea.



 I like cleaning glass, but I couldn’t see myself cleaning mirrors

    Teacher
Your essay on your dog is exactly the same as your brother’s essay. Did you copy him? 

    Student
No, its the same dog.


I would be too nervous to have a tattoo
I’m so ticklish, he would smudge it

A definition of irony is the fact that common sense isn’t that common.



A criminal stole a calendar
The judge gave him 12 months

Hey kids, here is an example of an oxymoron
“Common Sense”


Yo momma's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

Question - What do you call a kid with a short leg, weight problem and an eye patch?
Answer - Names



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